I Got Crabs Benedict

They were oh so tasty. I didn't have any leftovers. I ordered one please from the Bloody Mary Bar, and put too much mustard gas in so I couldn't even drink half of it, but I ate all the meat I stuffed in. I was afraid the place would be a bar with lots of TVs around, but I was wrong. My friend worked there for a week before they told him they didn't want him. There was a scooter outside that captured everyone's imaginations. I got a ride home afterwards.